Funny Birthday Wishes — Hilarious Messages to Copy
Want to make the birthday person laugh? These funny birthday wishes are perfect for friends, family, and coworkers. Copy any line, or use it in a free card to add photos and a personal touch.
Happy birthday! You're not old, you're a classic — like fine wine, but with more complaining.
Another year older and still this awesome? Save some talent for the rest of us. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Don't count the candles — just enjoy the fire hazard.
You're officially at the age where 'pulling an all-nighter' means not getting up to pee. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Age is just a number — in your case, a really big one. Love you!
Congrats on surviving another trip around the sun without any major recalls. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Let's taco 'bout how great you are. Okay, that's enough. Eat cake.
You're one year closer to those senior discounts. Silver linings! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! I'd tell you to act your age, but we both know that's not happening.
Warning: birthday person may experience sudden urges to eat cake for breakfast. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! You don't look a day over fabulous. Keep it up.
Roses are red, cake is the best, happy birthday to you — now go get dressed, we're celebrating!
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